Thursday, June 5, 2014

Farm Fresh vs Yala

in·ept - having or showing no skill; clumsy (see Yala Clan from Clash of Clans)

To say the victory we enjoyed versus the Yala clan was lopsided is an overwhelming understatement. Yala had ten victories before running head on into the juggernaut which is Farm Fresh. From now on the term 'Yala' takes on a new meaning. Yala will now be forever synonymous with something inferior, bad or stinky. For instance, "I think you stepped in Yala." Or, "Epic Yala" (whereas Yala has replaced fail).

Let's review some of the details. The final tally was 92-7. For every attack they won; they lost three.



In football, that would be the equivalent of a team being so overwhelming outmatched that they had to wait for the other team to go through their entire bench, their coaching staff, their band and their cheerleaders, before finally finding their sweet spot to score against the lowly mascot.

Some more stats. Here are our 6 star folks:

big joe
devil heal
skullking234
Maxdrafter
MichaelBoritz
Socks
sophia
shawn
King X

Congrats on a job well done sixers!

On the down side, we did have eight inactives for the war which probably cost us from getting to my personal goal of getting to 60 attacks. We will continue to thin those who don't attack out so that we are even more productive with each passing war.

Another amazing stat from the war was that Yala had 24 total attacks but only had 7 stars! This is mind boggling. They were averaging less than .3 stars per attack. How is that possible?! It's just laughable. However, on the flipside that means we had some solid defense--which is braggable. Although we can't get to sure of ourselves. I really think it was less our defense and more that they clearly had no idea what they were doing. So, we really do owe them all the credit. Their attacks, upon replay viewing, were like a "How not to attack" manual for Clash of Clans. You know it's bad when their 19th ranked player attacked our 36th ranked player...and lost.

Let's not settle though. We need to keep on pushing to improve. The best way to insure wins is through participation. I would love for us to get to the 60 attack mark for this upcoming war, and the ultimate goal is to be in the 70s each war--which is certainly possible.

Thanks

~ The Farm Fresh Management


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